Megan: because you are the problem, Annie. And you are the solution. Megan: Because you are the problem, Annie. And you are the solution.

Annie: Help me I'm poor.. Megan: This is some classy sh- ..

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I'm not even confident on which end that came out of. Annie: You read my diary?

Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. Annie's Mistaken Fella: Hey, wanna go on a walk later? Annie's Mistaken Fella: Do you wanna go for a walk later? I can't. Brynn: Ohh. What's up fuck buddy? Helen's Stepson: I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commericial. Helen's Stepson: I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

Brynn: Hello fellas, come put your American sausage in my English macmuffin. Megan: Yeah it was shit, broke a lotta' shit!

Megan: Hit a lot of railings. Broke a lotta shit.

Rita: No, Megan, no, no! Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that? Annie: You read my journal? Brynn: At first, I did not know it was your diary.

I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. Annie: This should be open, cause it's civil rights. This is the '9. 0s. Annie's Mom: No it is not me. Elgesias Annie: No it is not me. Elgesias Megan: He's my brother but he's a FUCKING ASSHOLEMegan: He's my brother, I love him, but he's a fucking asshole. Rhodes. Yeah 'oh shit'!

Took a hard, violent fall, kinda pin- balled down there. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit!

I'm not saying I survived, but I thrived. I met a dolphin down there, and I swear to God that dolphin looked, not at me, but into my soul. Into my God damn soul Annie! And it said, 'I'm saving you Megan'. Not with its mouth, but.. I'm assuming telepathically? Hey, shut my mouth!

I'm Megan! Annie: I'm not with him. Megan: Oh, all right. I'm glad he's single, cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree! Megan: Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know so it's 'Surprise, we're going to fight!' We beat the shit out of her. Annie. Oh, you're from Milwaukee?

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, have you met my friend Lillian, oh I know we've only known eachother for 5 minutes, oh.. Oh, you're from Milwaukee? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, have you met my friend Lillian, oh I know we've only known eachother for five minutes, oh.. Mother fucking paris? What, are you gonna go to Paris, just go to Paris with Helen and ride around on bikes with fucking bagettes?

Oh, how romantic.. Watch Aida`S Secrets (2017) Online. You know what I'm thinkin'; Lesbians! Who else was thinkin' it. And what's that FUCKING cookie? Did you ACTUALLY think that THIS group of women would eat THAT cookie..

Mother fucking paris? What, are you gonna go to Paris, just go to Paris with Helen and ride around on bikes with fucking bagettes? Oh, how romantic.. You know what I'm thinkin'; Lesbians!

Who else was thinkin' it. And what's that FUCKING cookie? Did you ACTUALLY think that THIS group of women would eat THAT cookie..

You're setting me up for a failure already. Annie: I'm telling you, hitting bottom is a good things. Because there's nowhere to go but up. Megan. It's a gift. Megan: Nope, physically I don't bloat. It's a gift. Megan: ?

That's from my undercarriage.? That's from my undercarriage. Annie's Mom. I'm sure your dad likes it, he grew up on a farm. Megan: (Confession at bridal shower) . Look away, LOOK AWAY! It's coming out of me like HOT LAVA! Brynn: Hello fellas, You want to put your American Sausage in my English Mc.

Muffin. Brynn: Here I am. Put your American sausage in my English Mc. Muffin. Megan: I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree! Megan: I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree. Annie: I'm trying to make it round, but I can't because I have elbows. Annie: I'm trying to make it round, but I can't cause I have elbows.

Brynn: It's a mexican drinking worm. It's the native american symbol for wasted. Megan: See this i. Pod nano? You won't see it again.. I want you to. Megan: See this i. Pod nano? You won't see it again.. I said no, we're not ordering pizza tonight.

He goes, mom why don't you go and fuck yourself! He's nine! Boot Camp Instructor: Hey! If you want to take this class you're going to have to pay for it, like the rest of these bitches! Megan: Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know so it's 'Surprise, we're going to fight!' we beat the shit out of her.

Lillian: It's happening. It's happening. It happened. Lillian: ! It happened. Becca: You're prettier than Cinderella! Annie: This is the first time I've seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy! Helen's Stepdaughter: fuck off helen.

Helen's Stepdaughter: Fuck off, Helen. Annie: Carol get your shit together Carol! Annie: Get your shit together, Carol! Annie: Catch you on the flip side, motherf****er!! Annie: Catch you on the flip side, motherf****er! Annie: Who's ready to partyyyyyyy!?

Annie: I'm ready to party! Brynn: We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore. Helen's Stepson: I've seen better tennis on a tampon commercial.

Helen's Stepson: I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial. Rhodes: Ok. What you’re talking about there—that’s a circus wedding.

They’re totally different. That's a totally different, you missed it.

Rhodes: You're like the 'maid of dishonor.'Rhodes: You're like the maid of dishonor. Annie: Stove.. what kind of name is that? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something? Becca. I cracked a blanket in half. Rita: There's sperm everywhere.

I cracked a blanket in half. Annie: Help me! Im poor! Annie: You read my diary? Brynn: At first, I did not know it was your diary.

I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book. Megan: I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems.

You are your problem. You are also your solution. Annie: There's a colonial woman on the wing. Annie: You're a little cunt! Megan: Bear Sandwich!! Nervous Woman on Plane: I had a dream last night that the plane went down.

You were there. ITS HAPPENING. Nervous Woman on Plane: I had a dream last night that we went down. You were in it. Lillian: Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person. Lillian: Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?

Megan: I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree. Megan: I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.

Megan. I'm not confident which end that came out of. Lillian: It's happening! Megan: You know anyone who wants to marry my brother is a profound idiot. Megan. What're you a kitchen appliance or something?

Flight Attendant Steve: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man. Annie: You are a flight attendant. Lillian: I just shit in the street.. Lillian: I just shit in the street. Megan: You're your problem, Annie. And your solution.

Megan: You're your problem, and you're also your solution. Annie. George Glass.

George Glass. Annie: He might not even be Asian. Annie: He might not even be Asian.

Lillian: It's gunna be a kick ass wedding.. Lillian: It's gunna be a kick ass wedding. Annie: I am in my 3. I have 4. 0,0. 00 dollars in debt, I live with a weirdo..

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