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3/18/2017

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A- Z of Reviews and Full List of Slasher Movies. List of Slasher Films. Ok so just in case you are wondering, I am going to tell you a bit about a SLASH above and the types of films that we will feature here. For me a slasher movie is a simple formula that often gets confused by many critics. At a SLASH above we consider John Carpenter’s Halloween to be the template. All the films that I will feature will have a masked/unseen/disfigured killer (or sometimes multiple) stalking a set of victims.

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For me, Final Destination is not a slasher film. Yes there is an unstoppable force that is slaughtering teenagers, but here we will focus only on the traditional trappings of the cycle. You will notice that I have not listed A Nightmare on Elm Street here amongst these titles. For that matter I have left out Shocker, Pledge Night and Head Hunter et al.

Well for me, to be a slasher movie, you need to have a killer that is armed with a blade or weapon of some kind that lurks and stalks his/her intended prey. I am not saying that the Freddy series or Candyman for that matter are not slasher flicks, but their overuse of supernatural ability makes them more akin to ghost/monster genres. In fact, Freddy Krueger is a fine example. Yes, he has a bladed glove and disfigured face like so many of our conventional maniacal nut jobs.

However his methods of slaughter are so creative and excessive that he transcends the stereotype that this website is going to focus on. For me it’s the method of murder that makes a . So does that mean we can’t have a supernatural slasher?

Well, no – of course not. I have listed here, amongst others The Bogeyman, Bloodbeat, Playroom and Girl’s School Screamers. The killers in these films all boast some ghost- like abilities, however the net result is pretty much the same: – a killer using POV shots and a bladed weapon to stalk a group of unsuspecting victims.

So what we have below is a list of slasher movies that fit the template that Halloween and Friday the 1. I have included titles like The Dead Pit because despite crossing deeply in to zombie territory, they include enough of the trappings to be classified as . I will continue to update the list as I go, because I still have tonnes of flicks that I haven’t managed to add thus far.

I have watched each and every one (how it pains me to think!) and will slowly work my way through reviewing them. There are one or two here that may be debatable (is Playroom a slasher?) but I can confirm that you will not be left disappointed if you give any of these a try.

Some of these will be reviewed under their Spanish title as that’s the copy I own. I will post videos on each review if I have a digital version of the feature. I will always try and post a killing clip, but in certain cases, due to copyrights, I can only post trailers. Click on the links for the reviews ?

My older brother and I are staying up late watching The Twilight Zone alone in the darkened living room. He’s 1. 2 years old and I’m 1. Everyone else is asleep and I feel pretty cool for being awake after midnight, watching and enjoying this “scary” grownup show. I don’t recall for sure which episode it is, but I feel like it was The Hunt, the one where (SPOILER!) an old hillbilly and his dog die while hunting raccoons and the loyal dog prevents the old fella from wandering into Hell. It’s not one I’ve ever found all that frightening, so my guard is down. There’s an act break and a commercial begins. My brother and I both assume this is a Clairol ad, or some other hair care product.

We see the back view of a woman brushing her long dark hair, reciting the “roses are red, violets are blue” rhyme. And after putting a flower in her hair, the figure turns, revealing A FREAKING SKULL YELLING AT US! Of course this wasn’t a hair care ad at all, but a commercial for Suspiria, a movie I wouldn’t actually see for decades—and when I did see it, didn’t realize that it was related to this image stuck in my head since childhood.

I was pretty happy to run across this on You. Tube a few years ago. Of course, I had to send the link along to my brother. And young me has been scarred by this show as well.

The worst: The Pingu’s Nightmare episode. Just look up a picture of that disturbing walrus, it’s.

I remember seeing this as a kid and feeling like I had some weird fever- induced hallucination. Here’s a personal fun- fact: I forgot about this Pingu episode for a long time until someone handed me a christian flyer as a teenager. On that flyer was a crude picture of an alien with a moustache and without knowing why, I was overwhelmed with a very unsettling feeling. Then all the memories came back. F*cking moustache walrus. Ugh. And here’s another one, thou this one might be for the Name That Trauma!- section: I remember seeing this weird episode of a Cartoon Network show as a kid. It might have been “Cow and Chicken” or “I am Weasel” because I can faintly remember the Red Guy being the antagonist.

In that episode the two main characters visited a factory that, well, turns people into furniture. Yep. You can see the people on a conveyor belt going INTO the factory and sofas, cabinets etc. I always loved the very absurd humor of many cartoons back then, but this episode was just a little too weird even for me.

I tried to find this abomination of a kids show for a few times, but with no result. Even thou many people watched these shows, nobody knows what I am talking about when I’m trying to describe the plot to them. Maybe you guys can help! Thank you and keep up the good work!

Julia. While The Child Catcher always gave me the heeby- jeebies, there was another character and scene in the film which particularly traumatized me to the point that I would always fast forward or leave the room. The box opened to his lifeless body coming to life and dancing around the room, performing silly antics. Then he would sing with the music box doll (Julie Scrumptious). The sudden change in his appearance and behavior scared me so badly.

I was always terrified of clowns and seeing a character who otherwise was friendly and fatherly become temporarily unrecognizable was quite conflicting. At least the children made their grand escape in the next scene and Mr. Pott took off his wig.- Katie. I personally found THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE so fiercely disturbing upon my first viewing that I was left feeling queasy for hours afterward.

I’m not kidding; just ask my little brother who suffers from the same post- TCM- stress disorder. Years later when we were older we thought its sequel THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 would be a breeze but then our doorbell rang during the nightmare opening scene and we realized we were both too freaked out to answer it. HOOPER rightfully will always be strongly connected to his cherished masterpiece but I’m truly a huge fan of his entire creative output. Maybe there are a couple misfires but that can be said for any artist.

He did things differently and I think his unexpected counter- intuitive viewpoint is exactly what made his work so fascinating and effective. He never took the obvious path. Here are some of my favorite TOBE HOOPER memories. Like many horror fans, I am forever indebted to the man for his incomparable contributions. It felt so chaotic and feral and purely unsafe and I think it slapped the idea that goodness will always prevail right out of my head.

The house (at least on the outside) resembled my family’s earliest home and reminded me of my very first memories of the world. How could such things happen there? More importantly, why did I think it was a good idea to eat fried seafood out of a Styrofoam container on an aluminum TV tray while watching this rented VHS?

I had to go lie down afterwards. It was like having a hangover at age 1. SALEM’S LOT (1. 97. The TV film that launched a million kindertraumas.

I’ll never forget having to go to bed after seeing that smiling demon float through the window. I couldn’t have been more terrified if it happened to me and it felt like it had. Those kids were my age. That looked like my room. This scene has lost exactly zero of its power. It remains one of the most purely eerie visions ever created.

Chills. THE FUNHOUSE (1. I adore this movie and it’s one that I think gets better with every view. Amy Harper (the incredible ELIZABETH BERRIDGE) is so much deeper than your average final girl. She’s actually more like the usual cynical sidekick that goes looking for trouble and finds it. She wants to break free from her parental restraints and then feels completely lost and vulnerable when she does. It’s really a brilliant film about the horrors of growing up and leaving childhood behind.

There’s one scene in which Amy looks out of the funhouse she’s trapped in and can see her parents looking for her but she can’t make contact and it’s heartbreakingly similar to Dorothy seeing Auntie Em in a crystal ball in THE WIZARD OF OZ. It’s one of my favorite moments in all of horror and it’s so brilliantly underplayed. I wrote a longer review way back HERE and it’s one of my favorite posts just because I remember how much fun I had writing it. And don’t get me started on just how delicious this movie is on a purely visual level; I could look at it all day.

POLTERGEIST (1. 98. I don’t care how much is SPIELBERG and how much is HOOPER. There’s nothing wrong with collaboration, all that matters is the end result. On the way back from the movie theater after seeing this perfect slice of cinema heaven my friends and I decided to cut through a graveyard.

This was either the best or worst idea ever and I’m kind of surprised that I didn’t return home with a streak of grey on my 1. This movie is as much fun as it is genuinely terrifying and that damn clown doll can haunt you at any age. 1080P Hd Video Download Like Sunday Like Rain Poster (2015). EATEN ALIVE (1. 97. I somehow didn’t get around to EATEN ALIVE until I was in college and maybe that’s good thing. I think its consistent weirdness would have thrown me off as a kid.

As an adult I really admire how this film feels so much like a nightmare you can’t wake up from. Full gushing review HERE.

LIFEFORCE (1. 98. I saw this crazy sci- fi horror mash up when it first came out and it flew directly over my head. I had no idea what was going on.

But later in life when I decided to check it out in HD it just opened up completely for me and I was in love. Check out my change of heart HERE.

THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (2. Talk about underrated! Paulina (2017) Movie Rating. This remake in name only is one of my favorite horror films of its time period and I think it’s nearly right up there with HOOPER’s finest. Full love letter HERE.

And let me say HOOPER was very reliable in delivering on the small screen as well. Besides gifting us with the aforementioned unforgettable miniseries SALEM’S LOT, he also handed over excellent episodic work to FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES (1.

No More Mr. Nice Guy”), old pal SPIELERG’s TAKEN (2. Beyond the Sky”), buddy JOHN CARPENTER’s BODY BAGS (1.