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READER MAIL. Alright time for round 2. Again we have a buttload of submissions sent my way throughout last year. All these emails, plus the last lot posted a few.

July 2. 01. 5 - www. Welcome to stuttering Stanley. So winter is kind of totally sucking balls at the moment.

Secondly, it's depressing. Thirdly, all the other reasons you would expect from cold people. This is the worst time of the year. It's just weird. But it could be worse..

And I know you guys in the northern hemisphere are probably basking in glorious sunshine right now so from us to you - we hope it's too hot to enjoy. I shouldn't complain though as the year is practically over. Yes I realise its July. What I mean is that starting with next week shit begins to escalate. It starts with a birthday, family from interstate coming to stay, friends from overseas in town, then a few significant social events intertwined with some serious hours in front of the computer to hopefully give me enough buffer to enjoy time away come November which pretty much brings us through to Christmas and the New Year. Done. Anyway.. I'm not going to force it today.

Most of what's been noteworthy in my week holds zero literary value so rather than waffle on incessantly without a point, let's instead cut to a big chunk of jokes and continue on with another ground- breaking update. Check it.. A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client . The client grumbles . Tell me the good news. She believes they are worth at least $3 million.

You've made my day. So what's the bad news? And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.

As he was slowing down, a black baby came out.. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman . After a few more he needs to go to the loo. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying . He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds of thousands of sprinkles.

They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 5. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 1.

The blonde swam 2. A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says . The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it. He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye.

The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.- -We live in Abbotsford British Columbia and my Missus decided for the first time to wear a burka for a week just to see what the reaction would be. The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose, kicked up the arse and received death threats. Heaven knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house!- -A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him . I can't drink coffee. The interviewer says .

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Now just open your mouth and say moo? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.- -A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co- workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatsoever of the game. Mojin (2015) Watch Free Online here.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said . The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. NOW you tell me. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: . My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go. He quickly answered . HERE'S WHY YOU'LL CAREWHAT'S YOUR LAST MEAL?

I'm a fucking nightmare when going to a restaurant - just can't seem to quickly make a menu selection without consulting the table, the waitress etc. I always want to get the best possible thing and never be stuck with a choice that is shit. So if it was your last meal what are you supposed to do? Thankfully I've thought long and hard about this so when it's my turn I'll be able to tell authorities I want a large bowl of chili mac n cheese, a greasy cheeseburger, peanut butter chocolate ice cream and a couple of strong coffees. While you digest that, here's a huge list of what executed crims chose as theirs.. ANDREW CHAN and MYURAN SUKUMARAN were the ringleaders of the Bali Nine drug smugglers. They were executed by firing squad in Indonesia in 2.

Both chose Kentucky Fried Chicken as their final meal. LAWRENCE RUSSELL BREWER was a convicted murderer with a huge appetite and can lay claim to being responsible for ending the tradition of granting a final meal request to death row inmates in Texas. Brewer asked for a triple bacon cheeseburger, two fried chicken steaks with gravy and onions, a cheese and beef omelette, tomatoes, a meat lovers pizza, bell peppers, jalape. The request was granted, but he refused to eat a single bite which is what ended the tradition. ALTON COLEMAN was a spree killer who murdered 8 people across 6 states before being caught and executed in Ohio in 2. He chowed down on a well done filet mignon smothered with mushrooms, fried chicken breasts, a salad with French dressing, sweet potato pie with whipped cream, French fries, collard greens, onion rings, cornbread, broccoli with melted cheese, biscuits and gravy, and a cherry Coke.

VICTOR FEGUER was hanged in 1. Iowa. For his last meal, he requested a single olive with the pit still in it, with the hopes that it would grow into an olive tree from inside his body. TED BUNDY was the notorious serial killer who confessed to 3. He declined a special meal before his 1. Florida prison he was incarcerated in typically gave to others on death row: medium- rare steak, eggs over easy, toast with butter and jelly, hash browns, milk, coffee, and juice.

He didn't eat any of it. ELIJAH PAGE showed no remorse or emotion as he was put to death by lethal injection in South Dakota in 2. Maybe because he was so satisfied with his steak, jalape. This was what was on the prison menu that day. JOHN WAYNE GACY was lethally injected on 3.